why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined
I pretend that during TWS, Steve notices Natasha’s arrow necklace and realizes it’s for Clint and he just goes-
our family is little now, and we don’t have many toys.
but if you want, you could be a part of it.
«Hi, Uncle Jensen.» VanCon 2014
I could listen to it forever.
Just imagine Dean kissing Cas for the first time, and Cas being completely shocked -
And Dean taking advantage of the momentary lapse to stab Castiel with the angel blade; the demon laughing as the life fades from those blue eyes.
And then imagine Cas covering Dean’s demon eyes as he sinks to the floor, trying to remember the real Dean. His Dean.
OH MY GOD
Will you look that terrified when you take me out for a drink?
You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory.